business humor
Mr. Genius Boss & Secretary Rosy’s x-mas gift
By ajay at December 2, 2010 | 10:44 am | 0 Comment
Mr. Genius Boss & Secretary Rosy's x-mas gift Rosy-Sir, I want bangles at this coming x-mas session from you as a gift. Mr. Genius Boss- Ok, Rosy. I”ll buy one for you. Rosy-Sir, I lost my ring yesterday in the market. So at my upcoming b’day which is after x’mas, I need new ring as well. Mr.Genius Boss-Ok.Honey.No problem.I”ll buy that one more...
Employees Personality & Humor Test
By ajay at October 14, 2010 | 10:57 am | 0 Comment
Vivek who was director at the consulting company thought of some innovative ways to check IQ and aptitude of every 200 employees of his company and called Anis in his cabin to discuss matter further (Anis was VP of that company ). Anis: Sir, “why are you taking such kind of test?” Vivek: To know which employee suit best for which work. Anis: Which methodology more...
Why are you late?
By ajay at October 7, 2010 | 11:21 am | 0 Comment
Roxy was working as a management consultant in some company and Sam was his immediate boss whom she has to report everyday. Roxy: Good morning, Sir! Sam: In anger shouted, why you always came late? Its past 10’o clock. Roxy: Sorry, sir, but what can I do? Sam: What do you mean? Roxy: Sir, I’ve to do all the household works since early morning. Sam: more...
Think Out Of Box
By ajay at October 1, 2010 | 10:59 am | 0 Comment
Manish who was one of the director of the company once visited his Japan’s head office. Manish-He found that all the employees of his branch were standing over the cubical box and were looking towards sky. He asked Roma his personal secretary. Manish-Hey Roma! Can you tell me one thing? Roma –What, sir? Manish-Is there any customs of looking up in sky more...
Oh! My CEO!!!
By ajay at September 23, 2010 | 11:25 am | 0 Comment
Jack who was CEO of the big MNC and Mats who was VP of the company,were discussing. Jack-I’m wondering from last few meetings how our employees are suddenly changed. Mats-Why, wondering? Jack-I’ve seen some drastic changes in our employee’s attention. Mats-Oh! That’s good positive thing. Jack-I don’t know. Earlier, all employees use to doze off more...
What an idea Sir ji!!!!!!!!!!
By ajay at September 9, 2010 | 11:06 am | 0 Comment
Dabby(adviser) and Mack( CEO)were talking about their company and were quite upset with their employees who waste most of their time in gossiping and not working as efficiently as they are suppose to do. Dabby-I got an idea to deal with all these non-performing fellows. Mack-What? Dabby-Just put one notice on notice board which says,” all employees who more...