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Mr. Genius Boss & Secretary Rosy’s x-mas gift

By ajay at December 2, 2010 | 10:44 am | 0 Comment

Mr. Genius Boss & Secretary Rosy’s x-mas gift

Mr. Genius Boss & Secretary Rosy's x-mas gift Rosy-Sir, I want bangles at this coming x-mas session from you as a gift. Mr. Genius Boss- Ok, Rosy. I”ll buy one for you. Rosy-Sir, I lost my ring yesterday in the market. So at my upcoming b’day which is after x’mas, I need new ring as well. Mr.Genius Boss-Ok.Honey.No problem.I”ll buy that one more...

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Salesman selling Wall Street in just 3 dollar

By ajay at October 28, 2010 | 10:58 am | 0 Comment

Salesman selling Wall Street in just 3 dollar

Salesman at Wall Street .He was selling Wall Street in just 3 dollar. Salesman: Any one want to buy Wall Street in just 3dollar ? One real estate agent Dan Jones was passing by the Wall Street and heard salesman’s voice. Dan Jones: Are you mad? How can you sell Wall Street (which is billion dollar worth) in just $3 and who has given you right to do more...

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Funny short note by VP

By ajay at October 21, 2010 | 11:00 am | 0 Comment

Funny short note by VP

Funny short note by VP. Dear Respected Chairman Sir, As per your wish to let you know about how our new CEO is working and what are his personal qualities which liked by our employees. I’m sending you this short note. ...... ............. Funny short note by VP…………...... He is most honest and hard working guy.Here are 7 qualities I more...

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Why are you late?

By ajay at October 7, 2010 | 11:21 am | 0 Comment

Why are you late?

Roxy was working as a management consultant in some company and Sam was his immediate boss whom she has to report everyday. Roxy: Good morning, Sir! Sam: In anger shouted, why you always came late? Its past 10’o clock. Roxy: Sorry, sir, but what can I do? Sam: What do you mean? Roxy: Sir, I’ve to do all the household works since early morning. Sam: more...

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Think Out Of Box

By ajay at October 1, 2010 | 10:59 am | 0 Comment

Think Out Of Box

Manish who was one of the director of the company once visited his Japan’s head office. Manish-He found that all the employees of his branch were standing over the cubical box and were looking towards sky. He asked Roma his personal secretary. Manish-Hey Roma! Can you tell me one thing? Roma –What, sir? Manish-Is there any customs of looking up in sky more...

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Mystery of 500 dollars gift packet

By ajay at September 30, 2010 | 11:06 am | 0 Comment

Mystery of 500 dollars gift packet

One of the leading investment banks’s marketing and sales officer was selling its new schemes to their customers. Anshuman: Sir, this new tax saving schemes is very good. Rony(customer):But, how? You people always claim that your new mutual funds are good but when it came to its maturity period it didn’t perform as your company claims. Anshuman- Sir, this more...

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Oh! My CEO!!!

By ajay at September 23, 2010 | 11:25 am | 0 Comment

Oh! My CEO!!!

Jack who was CEO of the big MNC and Mats who was VP of the company,were discussing. Jack-I’m wondering from last few meetings how our employees are suddenly changed. Mats-Why, wondering? Jack-I’ve seen some drastic changes in our employee’s attention. Mats-Oh! That’s good positive thing. Jack-I don’t know. Earlier, all employees use to doze off more...

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Boss’s Birthday Party

By ajay at September 16, 2010 | 2:11 pm | 0 Comment

Boss’s Birthday Party

Rita and Aniket were working husband and wife and they don’t get much time for holiday or fun. Rita:I”ll take off for a day from office so we can enjoy a bit and spend some time together. Aniket:Ok,when you are planning to take a leave? Rita:On your Birthday. Aniket: So nice of you. Just day before Aniket’s Birthday Rita:I would not be able to more...

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